The weekend is here…

10 Signs That You’re Too Drunk
 
– The whole bar says ‘Hi’ when you come in…
– Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you.
– Hey, five beers has just as many calories as a burger, so forget dinner!
– You can focus better with one eye closed.
– Two hands and just one mouth… – now that’s a drinking problem!
– 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case – coincidence? – I think not!
– Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.
– Your job is interfering with your drinking.
– You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.
– You argue with non-living objects and still you lose the argument.

 

 

“I get knocked down
But I get up again
Youre never going to
Keep me down”

–Tubthumping by Chumbawamba

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