:)

Last night my mom and I were sitting in the living room, talking about life… In between, we talked about the idea of living or dying…..
 
I said to her: ‘ Mom, never let me live in a vegetative state, totally dependent on machines and liquids from a bottle. If you see me in that state I want you to disconnect all the contraptions that are keeping me alive, I’d much rather die’.
 
Then my mom got up from the sofa with this real look of admiration towards me…and proceeded to disconnect the TV, the Cable, the Dish, the DVD, the Computer, the Cell Phone, the Ipod, and the Xbox, and then went to the fridge and threw away all my beer!!
 
…I ALMOST DIED!!!
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3 Responses to “:)”

  1. hahahaha – that’s the best thing i read in a long time.. (ok, barring falsie’s rant on heath, and kim/arkady’s rant on female sexuality) but seriously!

  2. st: Can’t take credit on that one mate. It was a forward that just HAD to be shared…..Trust the world is a better place down under…;)

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