Getting through customs – smile

A distinguished young woman on a flight from Ireland asked  the Priest beside her, “Father, may I ask a favor?”

“Of course my child what may I do for you?”

“Well, I bought an expensive woman’s electronic hair dryer for my Mother’s birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits, and I’m afraid they’ll confiscate it.  Is there any way you could carry it through customs for me?  Under your robes, perhaps?”

“I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will  not lie.”

“With your honest face, Father, no one will question you.”

When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her.  The officer asked, “Father, do you have anything to declare?”

“From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare.”

The official thought this answer strange, so asked, “And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?”

“I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused.”

Roaring with laughter, the official said, “Go ahead, Father.  Next!”

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