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Hilarious Leave Applications

This is a collection of leave letters and applications written by people in various places of India…

1. Infosys, Bangalore: An employee applied for leave as follows: “Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave.”

2. This is from Oracle, Bangalore: From an employee who was performing the “mundan” ceremony (Shaving the head ceremony) of his 10 year old son: “As I want to shave my son’s head, please leave me for two days…”

3. Another gem from CDAC.  Leave letter from an employee who was performing his daughter’s wedding:  “As I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week’s leave…”

4. From H. A. L. Administration dept.: “As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave.”

5. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows: “Since I’ve to go to the cremation ground at 10 O-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave.”

6. An incident of a leave letter: “I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday.”

7. A leave letter to the headmaster: “As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache.  I request you to leave me today.”

8. Another leave letter written to the headmaster: “As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day.”

9. Covering note: “I am enclosed herewith…”

10. Another one: “Dear Sir, with reference to the above, please refer to my below…”

11. Actual letter written for application of leave: “My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave.”

12. Letter writing: “I am in well here and hope you are also in the same well.”

13. A candidate’s job application: “This has reference to your advertisement calling for a “Typist and an Accountant – Male or Female” … As I am both (!!) for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying  for the post.”



3 Responses to “Smiley time”

  1. seem to be by and large the same 😦

  2. Nandita: Recycling is supposed to be a good thing na?…:P

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