Newton’s laws of love

Universal law: 

” Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transfer from
One girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money “

First law:

” a boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl
In love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until or unless
Any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and
breaks the legs of the boy. “

Second law:

” the rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional 
To the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and the direction of this love 
is same to as increment or decrement of the bank balance. ” 

Third law:

” the force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite
To the force applied by the girl while slapping.” 
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