Pizza, pasta and beer

Yes, that has been my diet for the last few weeks. I know its bad for me and all that crap but i have loved it and made the most of it.

 As i get ready to come back to Mumbai (yes, finally!!!) i thought i’d share a fantastic forward that i received. Enjoy.

Sindhis may be misers but they Aren’t Stupid!

A Sindhi walking down the street sees a woman with perfect breasts.
He says to her, “Hey miss, would you let me bite your breasts for $100?

“Are you nuts?!!!” she replies, and keeps walking away.

He turns around, runs around the block and gets to the corner before she
“Would you let me bite your breasts for $1,000 dollars?” he asks again.

“Listen you; I’m not that kind of woman! Got it?”

So the Sindhi runs around the next block and faces her again.  “Would you
let me bite your breasts just once for $10,000 dollars?”

She thinks about it for a while and says, “Hmmm, $10,000 dollars;
Ok, just
once, but not here. Let’s go to that dark alley over there.”

So they go into the alley, where she takes off her blouse to reveal the most

perfect breasts in the world. As soon as he sees them, he grabs them and
starts caressing them, fondling them slowly, kissing them, licking them,
burying his face in them, but not biting them.

The woman finally gets annoyed and asks, “Well? Are you gonna bite them or

“Nah, baba”, says the Sindhi… “Costs too much…”


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