Archive for May, 2007

Pizza, pasta and beer

Posted in Uncategorized on May 29, 2007 by pensivelawyer

Yes, that has been my diet for the last few weeks. I know its bad for me and all that crap but i have loved it and made the most of it.

 As i get ready to come back to Mumbai (yes, finally!!!) i thought i’d share a fantastic forward that i received. Enjoy.

Sindhis may be misers but they Aren’t Stupid!

A Sindhi walking down the street sees a woman with perfect breasts.
He says to her, “Hey miss, would you let me bite your breasts for $100?

“Are you nuts?!!!” she replies, and keeps walking away.

He turns around, runs around the block and gets to the corner before she
does.
“Would you let me bite your breasts for $1,000 dollars?” he asks again.

“Listen you; I’m not that kind of woman! Got it?”

So the Sindhi runs around the next block and faces her again.  “Would you
let me bite your breasts just once for $10,000 dollars?”

She thinks about it for a while and says, “Hmmm, $10,000 dollars;
Ok, just
once, but not here. Let’s go to that dark alley over there.”

So they go into the alley, where she takes off her blouse to reveal the most

perfect breasts in the world. As soon as he sees them, he grabs them and
starts caressing them, fondling them slowly, kissing them, licking them,
burying his face in them, but not biting them.

The woman finally gets annoyed and asks, “Well? Are you gonna bite them or
not?”

“Nah, baba”, says the Sindhi… “Costs too much…”

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Smell the air….

Posted in Uncategorized on May 14, 2007 by pensivelawyer

For once, i have been able to slow down and smell the air…..breathe in the scent of life around me.

 I love it!

All play and no work!

Posted in Uncategorized on May 5, 2007 by pensivelawyer

Its quite a good feeling to come in to work at 10:45 a.m., sit at your desk and find a pile of work that you do not have to do then and there.

I am now officially on my summer vacation. Came in to office to just wind up a few things and xfrankly, nothing needs to get done ‘just now’ so i’m gonna walk out in 15 mins. Damn it feels good!

On another note, i leave for my holiday to NYC tom nite….should be out for a month or so and am so looking forward to this.

One whole month away from the searing Mumbai heat, the running between the Courts in your own personal steam room (yes, its that hot in the suit and gown we lawyers have to wear). No more client calls at unearthly hours asking stupid and inane questions which, if they dont get the answer to, will do absolutely nothing! No more weekend work.

I am officially on vacation. Damn, i like the sound of that. See ya at the nearest hotspot!!!…cheers!