Rofl!

The World’s Shortest Fairy Tale…

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl “Will you marry me?” The girl said, NO!”

And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing,camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn’t get fat, travelled more,had many lovers, didn’t save money, and had all the hot water to herself.

She went to the theatre, never watched sports, never wore fricken lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in sweat pants.

THE END

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5 Responses to “Rofl!”

  1. Haan…???!!!

  2. LOL….what nonsense. If she was a real woman, she’d have spent at least half of that time agonizing over ‘what may have been’.

  3. idea: This is a fairy tale na…. There is no room for ‘what may have beens’!!!

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